The vacation’s over, folks, and I had to return to work today. And how does my beloved work computer greet me after a week-long absence? By dying in a catastrophic blue screen of death and subsequently kaput hard drive. We’re talking cooked. Fried. Smoked. We’re talking so deader than dead that it caused two IT guys to literally gasp.

Did I also mention, the death of my work computer means I have to use a crappy loaner laptop until IT can replace my hard drive? Do you know how hard it is to work on a loaner? Hard.
But I can’t really complain too much because I did just get back from vacation and I did happen to have an awesome one at that. Best part of the week… my 6th annual New England Patriots training camp.
We were among the first to arrive at Gillette on Thursday morning. I was slightly impressed with how quickly we were able to get there. But then the rain started. And it rained, but fortunately, practice wasn’t moved indoors. And, again, I can’t really complain because sitting in light rain/drizzle is better than being cooked alive in the sun.
As always, the highlight of the day was seeing how many Patriots would sign autographs. I think I should admit, I don’t really care for the autographs that much and opt instead for the super-duper close-up photographs. Seriously though, half the time, the players are moving so quickly, the autographs don’t even remotely look like anything other than some squiggly lines. For example, this year, we were fortunate enough to get Randy Moss to sign our training camp roster and, honest to God, it looks like it says ~~\\\ 57.

But I was able to capture photographic evidence of Randy signing our stuff (see above), despite the complete DICKHEAD behind me that UNSUCCESSFULLY tried to shove me out of the way. Two more steps and I would have kicked him in the groin.
Oh, and can I just mention that Randy Moss is crazy jacked for a tall skinny guy? We’re talking GUN SHOW… as also captured by my stunning photographic abilities (see right).
And to further showcase those abilities, I made a handy-dandy photo gallery showcasing the entire morning for your viewing pleasure (because I’m cool like that). Ah, memories.
Anyway, it’s back to work tomorrow with my horrendous loaner computer and by mid-August, I’ll be back on vacation again (I know, right!) for a week at Hampton Beach.
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