A Recipe for a Bad Day:

Ingredients
6 beers
1 woo woo shot
an incorrectly set alarm clock
a sleepy boyfriend
lots of snow
a car that drives poorly in the snow
Makes 24 miserable hours

Step One: Visit the bar you work at, drink heavily and accept the round of woo woo shots offered to you by the bar regulars.

Step Two: Let boyfriend stay over and allow him to keep you up all night.

Step Three: Make sure you are too drunk to properly set your alarm clock.

Step Four: When you do finally wake up and get ready in a flash, you find your car covered in slushy, heavy snow.
*For added misery, make sure to step in every slushy puddle surrounding your car.

Step Five: Spend two hours trying to make your usual 15 minute commute.

Congratulations! You have successfully completed the required steps for a bad day! You will spend the remainder of your day with a horrible headache, wet feet and you will be two hours behind on your nightmarish stack of work assignments! Now, you can sit back, stress out and whine all day!

Bad idea: Watching a porn dvd in the communal dvd player.

Badder idea: Leaving said porn dvd in said communal dvd player.

Worst nightmare: Going to take said porn dvd out of said communal dvd player only to find it missing, and replaced with one of your dad’s football movies.

26-year-olds should not be living at home with dad. Must work on this in the new year.