Archive | January, 2006

Cooking up a bad day

23 January 2006

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A Recipe for a Bad Day: Ingredients 6 beers 1 woo woo shot an incorrectly set alarm clock a sleepy boyfriend lots of snow a car that drives poorly in the snow Makes 24 miserable hours Step One: Visit the bar you work at, drink heavily and accept the round of woo woo shots offered [...]

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Uh oh

5 January 2006

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Bad idea: Watching a porn dvd in the communal dvd player. Badder idea: Leaving said porn dvd in said communal dvd player. Worst nightmare: Going to take said porn dvd out of said communal dvd player only to find it missing, and replaced with one of your dad’s football movies. 26-year-olds should not be living [...]

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