A Recipe for a Bad Day:

Ingredients
6 beers
1 woo woo shot
an incorrectly set alarm clock
a sleepy boyfriend
lots of snow
a car that drives poorly in the snow
Makes 24 miserable hours

Step One: Visit the bar you work at, drink heavily and accept the round of woo woo shots offered to you by the bar regulars.

Step Two: Let boyfriend stay over and allow him to keep you up all night.

Step Three: Make sure you are too drunk to properly set your alarm clock.

Step Four: When you do finally wake up and get ready in a flash, you find your car covered in slushy, heavy snow.
*For added misery, make sure to step in every slushy puddle surrounding your car.

Step Five: Spend two hours trying to make your usual 15 minute commute.

Congratulations! You have successfully completed the required steps for a bad day! You will spend the remainder of your day with a horrible headache, wet feet and you will be two hours behind on your nightmarish stack of work assignments! Now, you can sit back, stress out and whine all day!