The World Cup is filled with NyQuil

Written by Angela

Topics: The Daily Bullshit

I swear, I have really tried to get into the World Cup (okay, not that much but maybe a little) and it just ain’t working. It’s just so BORING. *YAWN*

At the restaurant, we’ll have two games on at once and I have made a valient attempt to watch. I watch, and I watch, and I watch, and I yawn, and I watch. Why does the clock tick up? That’s just weird. And what’s the deal with the field? Why is it so goddamn big?! Keep the eleven players on each team and shrink the field. That should increase the shots on goal and possibly increase the scoring.

Sorry majority of the Earth’s population but I would rather watch *gasp* NASCAR than your World Cup. Just because you all like it doesn’t make it the best sport. Now, it’s back to worshipping the real football (which unlike soccer, doesn’t involve the connection between one’s foot and the ball nearly enough for the name, but whatever).

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  1. Doug says:

    I’m with you. Soccer is wicked mad boring. The commentating is equally as boring. How many times can you say “he kicks” and shit? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. I barely made it through 30 minutes of WC.

    …and people say baseball is boring to watch? *shakes head*

    Holy Shit.

  2. Laura says:

    I understand that it’s like the most popular sport worldwide… but, I just cannot get into it!! Kinda’ like golf… it makes me sleepy.

  3. Goob says:

    I eat stuff like the World Cup up. I think enjoying watching sports has a lot to do with playing them at some point. Other than the Olympics, I can only watch baseball, football, basketball, and soccer. I think having played them all allows me to better appreciate how damn awesome the pros are at it. I think it goes both ways too, because I can’t stand watching shit like tennis, golf, or NASCAR.