Archive | July, 2006

The most retarded blog entry in the history of retardedness

24 July 2006

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Tomorrow morning, my oral surgeon will be ripping my stitches out! Hallelujah!!! If I had more balls, or any balls at all for that matter, I’d rip them out myself like my oh-so-stubborn boyfriend once did in my bathroom with my tweezers. I pulled my cheek back yesterday to inspect my now-empty sockets and was [...]

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It was like pulling teeth

18 July 2006

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FINALLY, after three months of tooth-induced agony, this morning, I had my wisdom teeth ripped from my jaws. The dentist’s office eeriely resembled the torture chamber in the movie “Hostel” with slightly better lighting. I enjoyed being heavily sedated for the procedure. He could’ve pulled out all my teeth and I wouldn’t have cared a [...]

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This is news?

17 July 2006

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Oh. My. God. President Bush said a cuss word. Guess what? I use cuss words too and I use them frequently! Who gives a (expletive).

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Big Dig collapse… because I have to say something

11 July 2006

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I am fuming over the news of the I-90 connector collapse. I was pissed when I first heard about the leaks in the O’Neill Tunnel. Now, people are dying. Can you imagine what would have happened if the concrete ceiling fell during the afternoon?! I drive through these tunnels ALL THE TIME. That could have [...]

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Italians rule

9 July 2006

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I hate soccer, and I couldn’t care less about the World Cup but, since my grandparents were from there originally, and you gotta root for someone, I’ll say, “Go Italy!” Kick some Frenchie ass!

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