Things I will never understand…
I plead with my boyfriend to watch a football game with me. I beg. I offer compensation for his time (back rubs, etc.). I hate watching football alone. I’ll do it because I love the game but it sucks when you have no one to yell, “He got JACKED UP,” with. It sucks when no one is there to hear you correctly call a penalty.
Despite my constant begging and blatant bribery, he will never watch a game with me. Today, his friend invited him over to watch the Patriots game and my boyfriend was racing to throw on clothes and rush out the door. What the…?!
I told him I’m going to have to find a football-watching buddy since he won’t watch with me.
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That doesn’t make very much sense… at all.
Pfft! to him!
He claims he can’t just sit and watch a game. He says he likes watching the game while drinking beers with the boys. *sigh*
Maybe he’s intimidated? It’s usually the other way around, where the guy is begging the girl to watch. I don’t know. I think that’s pretty cool that you are really into football. But if he doesn’t want to watch with you, maybe it’s time to find a real football buddy to watch games with. I love your layout btw.
That is weird. Could you go with him to his pal’s house to watch the game? Maybe they are afraid you will make them look bad
I think he is secretly gay, and he is lying about watching the game with his friend. They are watching Lifetime together while giving each other back/body massages
What is wrong with him? Do you know how many guys would die to have their girlfriend/wives watch the football game with them. Especially one who is as a fanatic like you and knows the game and gets into it! Forget the bribes, he is losing out on a very special part of this relationship, running off to his boyfriends house. Damn straight girl, you get a buddy to watch the game with.
Well, I am accepting applications for a potential football watching buddy.
Prerequisites include: Must have a solid grasp of the game of American Football; Must accept the New England Patriots as favorite team; Must have ability to withstand incredibly corny jokes. A strong hatred for Denver Broncos, New York Jets, Oakland Raiders, Pittsburgh Steelers, and Indianapolis Colts preferred but not required.
You will receive a full benefit package including watching game on Big HDTV screen, a special featured halftime snack (usually my dad’s famous buffalo wings or my grandmother’s apple pie) and my company.
Lol. I can’t believe this. You even oferred him a back rub??? I haven’t had a back rub in years.
I’d offer to be your buddy…but your strict prerequisites disqualify my application. While I do share a srtong hatred for the Raiders and Jets, I like the Broncos and Pitt; and the Pats WILL never by favorite team.
Uh Oh…10 – 10 in the 4th. Good luck.
I’d ask you to marry me but you’re probably a Red Sox fan.
So close.