Kristina, Minnie, and me – Circa 1984

In less than two weeks, I will be in Disney World, and I can’t fucking wait! Gone are the days where I would jump on a plane for the weekend. I took full advantage of the free-flying privileges I had thanks to my dad’s U.S. Airways job. Four years later, I haven’t had a vacation in so long. Too long. My brain is fried – and not in the cool, drug-induced way. Deadlines, advertisers, classified ads, clip art, typography, whitespace, deadlines, deadlines, deadlines… I need a vacation so badly, I’d walk there if I had to.

Quickies
- As seen on Boing Boing – Scared of Santa Photo Gallery. I was entertained for a good twenty minutes, laughing at the agony of innocent children petrified of a big hairy man in an itchy red suit.

- I wonder if they’ll tape an episode of “Cops” in the Cincinnati Bengals locker room? Deltha O’Neal’s arrest marks the eighth Bengal to be arrested this year.

- Yo no quiero Taco Bell.

- #17 of the Greatest NFL Super Bowl Teams of All-Time is the 1994 San Francisco 49ers. That means the 2004 Patriots, who are somewhere in the Top 20, are now in the top 16 of Super Bowl teams. Regardless of what the “Blue Ribbon Committee” thinks, they will always be my #1.

- My dad wants to start a fund to buy the Boston Celtics THIS.

I really hate having to do this but please, I’m begging you, don’t steal my bandwidth. I think the advent and popularity of Myspace has made bandwidth thievery so prevalent. As was the case with this guy, who by the way, is an avid Chicago Bears fan. I reiterate, I hated to do this, but I just had to… view a screenshot of my sweet revenge.

There’s no excuse for bandwidth robbery nowadays with sites like imageshack.us and photobucket.com. I will catch you.