Archive | January, 2007

This is ridiculous

31 January 2007

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What idiot thought this would be a good idea? Who okayed this? Can you imagine the ‘tards sitting around a conference table, discussing their next marketing campaign? You’d think, maybe, just maybe, if it was completely necessary, they could have, oh I don’t know, talked to police so something like this would have happened? I [...]

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Dear Teenager

25 January 2007

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Dear Teenage girls in front of my office, I will not buy you cigarettes. You asked me last week and I said, “no.” You asked me again, and again, I said, “no.” I’ve told you I was under 18, I’ve told you I no habla ingles, I even told you my grandfather died of lung [...]

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Day Three Surviving

24 January 2007

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I’ve successfully managed to avoid ANY football coverage at all! So much so that I learned of the Oakland Raiders new head coach from Mistress Carrie on WAAF. I get so much more accomplished at work now that I’m not browsing NFL.com all day. It’s weird though, I’m not as bummed out as I thought [...]

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It’s over

21 January 2007

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Ah, so close, yet so far away. What a season, what a game! I guess you can’t win ‘em all… Manning didn’t pull a Manning. He won the game. I thought he was ready to unravel in the first half but he collected himself and earned his spot in Super Bowl XLI. Sorry, Jim, but [...]

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Angela loves Troy Brown

21 January 2007

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Here we go again… my nerves get going, my stomach gets churning… it must be almost kickoff time. What is life like for those who do not cherish football, or any sport for that matter? What gets them excited? What thrills them? Do they know what they’re missing? Do they care? Probably not. Currently, the [...]

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