I would like to take this moment to remind Rob (Kristina’s boyfriend and Long Island native) that when you call from the Red Sox – Yankees game to gloat about A-Rod’s second homerun of the game, you better make sure the game is over or else something like this could happen.
I should’ve known when my phone started to ring almost simultaneously with A-Rod’s second homer that Rob (listed as “Rob Base” in my phone) was calling to brag. I don’t know why I answered.
“Hey Ang, did you see that?!?!” Rob screams over the boos of thousands of Red Sox fans.
“Yes, Rob. I saw,” I sighed.
“Freakin awesome huh?! A-Rod rules!”
“I’m working on my theory that Gay-Rod visited a Witch Doctor before the season! There must be some logical explanation. Wheaties alone cannot wield that kind of power,” I said. I firmly believe there is some supernatural explanation because we all know A-Rod sucks.
“Gotta go! Go Yankees!!!!”
I remember when my sister first brought Rob home, he seemed too good to be true. We knew there had to be some flaw. Little did we know at the time, how ghastly his one flaw would be. 🙁