Driving is going to kill me, and I don’t mean in a car-crash kind of way. It is only a matter of time before the zillions of Massholes, idiots, morons, cause me to experience a bout of aggravation so severe, my head will explode. I can read the newspaper headline now, “Local woman’s head explodes on I-93.” Here’s the subhead, “Investigator: Inability to tolerate bad driving may have lead to explosion.”
You see, when I get in my car, that means I have to go somewhere and when I have to go somewhere, I’d like to get there. I’m not an erratic, crazed psychopath behind the wheel. I refuse to tailgate, I don’t exceed the speed limit much (to say you don’t speed is a stinky piece of bullshit), and I’m not aggressive.
All I ask, EXPECT, is for people to drive like I do. Go when the light turns green. Don’t drive so far up my ass I can’t see your headlights. Don’t roll at 15 MPH in a 30 zone. Is that too much to ask for?! Please, my head is at stake here.
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I'm Angela - I'm staring down the barrel of my 30s (gah) working as a production editor
(office bitch) for a small newspaper. I'm consumed by my endless devotion to
the New England Patriots and have recenty taken up knitting to keep busy until September. Oh yeah, and I have a really whacky boyfriend to keep me amused.
AMEN! i feel the same way about drivers. no offense to the elderly, but if you’re 80 and you drive 10 mph, get off the road! kthnx.
I base my opinions of old drivers on my 75-year-old grandmother who doesn’t roll down the street. Also, she hates the highway, so unlike many old people, she stays off it.
I also hate the people who speed up when you try to pass them. GAH! But once you pass them they slow down. I dont get it!