Dear A-Hole
Dear Asshole with the minivan,
I do not know who you are. All I know about you is you frequently visit someone in my neighborhood, spend the night, and every time, never fail, you’re car alarm goes off….. like Lionel Ritchie used to say…. All Night Long!
I’d also like to make note that your car, a crappy, old Dodge Caravan, is hardly worthy of a car alarm. I don’t think even stupid teenagers in search of a good joyride would want to steal your piece of crap minivan. Furthermore, if your alarm is going off all night and you do not hear it, what’s the point of it in the first place? An efficient car thief should be able to disable it and drive off with your shitbox and you’d be none the wiser.
In closing, could you do me and the entire neighborhood, a frickin favor and shut off the alarm when it goes off in the middle of the night. Or better yet, don’t set your alarm at all.
Hate Always,
Angela
until the NFL Draft!
I wonder if a brick would stop it from going off
I don’t know if a brick would stop it from going off, but…
Auto insurance rates are discounted if you have a car alarm, right? I’d think it really should be the other way around. After about 20 years of annoyance at these things, the first thing that comes into anyone’s mind when a car alarm goes off is “shut the fuck up, you annoying piece of shit!” and the last thing that could possibly enter someone’s mind, if it ever does at all, is “OMG that car is being stolen! Alert the authorities!” I’d think cars with alarms would be MORE likely to have a brick thrown through their window, and therefore should have higher insurance rates due to the increased risk of a claim being filed.
It’s SO ANNOYING! It’s the dumpiest van ever, too.
you should leave a note on his car…. haha i love when people do that!
I haven’t heard a car alarm in almost a decade. Didn’t know people still used those things. Evidently they do. Gotta say though, I really enjoy my family’s Dodge Grand Caravan. You’re right, they don’t look like much, but they ride smooth and are very practical; lot’s of storage space and leg room.
I sound like a guy in his mid-30s with a wife and three kids don’t I?