It’s officially my birthday! Gimmie my presents! I kid, I kid.
Speaking of gifts, so far today I’ve gotten a free ashtray from Marlboro cigarettes, the Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles sent me a brand spankin’ new driver’s license complete with my old picture (I’ll be 22 and skinny for another 5 years!), and Stop and Shop sent me free cereal. I’ve yet to receive any real presents but the day is young!









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NOW I CAN FINALLY SAY IT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULD OF GAVE PHIL A CALL SO HE CAN GET A HEADS UP
NOW I CAN FINALLY SAY IT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULD OF GAVE PHIL A CALL SO HE CAN GET A HEADS UP
BUT HE PROBABLY REMEBERED ANYHOW.
Happy Birthday!! Hey it’s on a Friday. Have a good one!
Happy Birthday!!
Phil only remembered because I reminded him 1500 times.
Thanks, guys!
Happy Birthday with 23min to spare. May it be a LONG year before the next one comes.
Happy Belated Birthday! Hope it was a good one.
THANKS! Yes, definitely a long year.
Happy belated birthday Angela. I just got back last night after my vacation, was cruising at about 30,000 feet on your birthday.
Take care and cheers
Hey Happy belated Birthday, I bought you a beer, enjoy
THANKS!