Everyone loves web stats, myself included, and I especially get a kick out of what people type into a search engine to find my site. Here are some of my favorite of the last month, along with some of my answers. I hope they found what they were looking for!
a nickname for the name angela - Well that one is easy. Some of my nicknames include Ang, Angie, Angel… you get the point. Angela is also a good name because it doesn’t rhyme with anything, so it’s grade-school safe.
cost of college is bullshit - You’re preaching to the choir. It’s all great and easy for kids with parents financially able, but for folks like me who have to try and pay for it ourselves, it’s a real son of a bitch.
do i tell my boss i got a dui - I’d say, unless you work as a chauffeur, no.
he thinks i’m a drama queen, how can i fix it? - Here’s a simple solution to your problem, drop him. The end.
i cannot make dunkin donuts coffee taste the same - I have perfected this one. It’s simple. First, completely ignore the directions on the package of coffee. Simply add 8 ounces of water for every ONE tablespoon. Presto chango - you have Dunkin Donuts coffee. And it’s better, too, because you know it’s not two hours old.
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until I visit the Patriots Hall of Fame!
I'm Angela - I'm staring down the barrel of my 30s (gah) working as a production editor
(office bitch) for a small newspaper. I'm consumed by my endless devotion to
the New England Patriots and have recenty taken up knitting to keep busy until September. Oh yeah, and I have a really whacky boyfriend to keep me amused.
I got a query from the keyword “bacon obsession” because of a sponsored review I did for mrbaconpants.com
I found a querys that really don’t know where they came from
“los primos de durango”
uh?, really ackward . . .
I think I got a few queries for bacon thanks to mrbaconpants. ha ha
Haha… those are hilarious. I should probably check out what people search to get to my site as well–doubt it’s anything as funny as “do i tell my boss i got a dui.”
you may be surprised.
I love a girl with a sense of humor! Funny.
i like going to cpanel and looking at my web stats. i like to see what people type into google and get directed to my site. it’s hilarious.
Stats are important because allow you to improve. Who don’t like improving?
I like improving as much as I like laughing.