It’s been a tradition in my house since 1995… my dad and I watch all Patriots games together. It’s how I was able to learn the game so effectively. We would watch and I’d ask questions and absorb everything. It’s fun and now every Sunday is daddy-daughter day but in recent years, something so atrocious has happened to our afternoons, it’s almost unbearable. Erectile Dysfunction ads have invaded football’s commercial time. Can I just say GGGGGGRRRRRROOOOOOSSSSSSS!
There’s nothing more awkward than watching a football game with your dad and having to endure “Male Erections” or “Ask your doctor if you are healthy enough for SEX.”
“Thanks to Cialis, I know I have 36 hours until the mood is right.” *pukes*
Last night during one of the 50 trillion Viagra ads, the list of side effects was recited with Abnormal Vision included. My dad says, “Abnormal vision is probably a good thing if you have an ugly wife.”
And now I’m going to poke my ear drums out with a Q-tip.