The April Fool
I’m desperately trying to think of a good April Fools gag to pull on my boss since, you know, it’s April Fools Day. As of 7:00 this morning, I’ve already gotten my dad when I told him that Brett Favre came out of retirement and signed with the Dolphins.
I was thinking of giving my boss my fake two weeks notice but that might kill him, for serious. I’d attempt the tried and true whoopie cushion gag but my boss farts so much anyway, he probably wouldn’t notice.
As I have been typing this, I just got my dad again when I told him the Patriots signed Pacman Jones. Good God, my dad is easy.
until the Patriots play the Bills!

I told my son to watch out when he went outside to get on the school bus because there were reports of jet planes dropping water balloons all over town. He believed me. And he was disappointed that it was not true actually. ha
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Your kids are awesome!
He got me back. Totally tricked me and made me think there was a giant hairy spider on my back. Turned out it was his fingers. Can you believe I fell for that??
We were trying to come up with SOMETHING good around the office, but everything we came up with pretty much sucked so we went back to work. (#):(
Drove my dad’s car around the block and sprinkled some pieces of glass around where it was supposed to be. He freaked out, we couldn’t keep it going too long though because he was going to call the police.
The real April Fools joke was on me as our server wouldn’t allow my work computer to connect to it. A completely wasted day.
our boss’ dog occasionally pukes out a lot of shit. so we caught our colleagues unawares even as there was no pukey material. it was hilarious to watch them get conscious suddenly.