All the neighborhood children are lighting off fireworks in front of my house. There are so many things wrong with that, I don’t even have enough time to list them.
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Someone’s going to lose a finger
By Angela | Filed under The Daily Bullshit
until I visit the Patriots Hall of Fame!



Is that even legal? Maybe you should call the cops on them
Fireworks in general are illegal in Massachusetts. 8-year-olds lighting them off is beyond comprehension.
When I was a kid I had a nice pair of Vans sneaks and my friends blew them up with a string of fire-crackers.
Had to ride my bike home bare-foot. And I had those bear-claw bmx pedals. ouch!
bastards.
haaaaaaaaaaaa
It is going to be tough for those little kids to learn to tie their shows without any fingers
HAAAAAA right
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