2008, a/k/a The Worst Year EVAH, can’t end soon enough and just like much of the year, its last day is also a disappointment. Heavy snow is forcing almost everyone to stay home tonight except for the most ardent drunks. Luckily, Boyfriend won a bottle of champagne at his family’s Christmas Yankee Swap and we’re [...]
Continue reading...29 December 2008
Reason #1 on why I’m not super disappointed that the Patriots won’t make the playoffs this year: Because I remembered that Brett Favre is quarterback of the New Jersey Jets and I remembered that he sucks and when something big is on the line, the absolute last person in the world you want to hold [...]
Continue reading...26 December 2008
…your boss gives EVERYONE, and I mean everyone from the mailman to city employees to delivery folks, a Christmas bonus/check EXCEPT you. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go email my resume to four or five companies in search of a damn fine employee who just wants to be appreciated… if only just [...]
Continue reading...22 December 2008
All I want for Christmas is a New York Jets victory! Wait… WHAT?!?! Yesterday, the Patriots’ playoff hopes were kept alive, no thanks to the Dallas Suckboys and the Kansas City Queefs, when the Seattle Seahawks knocked off the New Jersey Jets. I especially enjoyed the almost eulogy-like discussion the analytical panel on NBC’s “Football [...]
Continue reading...21 December 2008
I say it every time, and I mean it, and this weekend is no different. When it’s cold and raining and someone says, “At least it’s not snow,” I say, “No way, I would much prefer snow.” And you can be sure that I enjoyed this weekend of non-stop snow despite having to trudge through [...]
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31 December 2008
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