It’s Wednesday which means it is also my most dreaded day of the week. 16 hours in the office with no break, slammed with work while my boss hangs out in his office updating his status on Facebook (They’re time-stamped, dummy!).

So, during my weekly pity party, I thought up a few things that I would find more desirable than spending the day at work “in production”. They are:

1.) Sit through “Barney Live.”

2.) Be arrested.

3.) Have my pinky finger chopped off.

4.) Work at McDonalds.

5.) Have explosive diarrhea…

6.) …with no T.P.

7.) Read every single blog on Myspace.

8.) Spend 16 hours in a room filled with Yankees and Jets fans.

9.) Eat a tub of cottage cheese.

10.) Undergo a transvaginal ultrasound.