Check it out… it’s Wednesday, 9:12 p.m., I’ve been home for a few hours, and I had a great day! HOLY SHMOLY!

Today, I was finally able to get down to some business at work, and it was great! I feel like Oliver friggin Twist in there. I haven’t been this happy in years!

And I hear my former (yay!) employer, also known as Mean Boss, has been slandering me like a mofo. From what I hear, he had “nothing nice to say.” I screwed the paper over, I was the worst employee EVER, all he did was take care of me for years and this is how I repay him! How dare I rebuff his kindheartedness!

Hysterical! I gave my blood, sweat, and tears to that place for WELL BELOW market value, endured illegal labor practices (given 1099’s so he could avoid payroll taxes; no breaks; etc.), and literal verbal abuse and he is somehow SHOCKED that I left. PUH-LEASE! I liken it to a bully being surprised when one of his victims finally turns around and slugs him in the face.

For the first time in years I can feel the life returning to me and I’m starting to feel like my old self again. Most importantly, I know I will never have to see him again and that feels great!

At least I can take comfort in knowing that, at this very moment, he is at the office struggling to finish all the work that I would have done. That, my friends, is poetic justice and it is sweet.