Popeye
Boyfriend and I saw a truck yesterday with vanity license plates that read “POPEYE.” That might be the lamest in a sea of lame vanity plates, but we just can’t figure out why someone would get something like “Popeye” on their car. We’ve narrowed it down to three possibilities:
1. He is a retired sailor;
2. He loves Popeye’s Chicken;
3. He has gargantuan forearms…
Thoughts?
until the NFL Draft!

He has an affinity for spinach?
Why didn’t I think of that?!