I’m home sick today… again. *sigh* We had the kid this week and I think I picked up something from him. Kids are walking germ bags, after all. I forget who said it, but someone at work told me they call kids “petri dishes.” So true, random co-worker. It’s funny though, I don’t ever remember being sick when I was a kid, besides that one bout with pneumonia.

Anyway, boyfriend is also sick so we are both being whiny babies together today. The only difference is that, since he’s a man, he’s a way bigger whiny baby. Sorry, guys, but when you’re all sick, you are the biggest, whiniest babies of them all. That’s a fact! Quote me! I’d like to see a man endure PMS and menstruation once a month. But that’s another story…

So today I will FINALLY be able to watch the last two episodes of this season of “Mad Men” thanks in part to Fios and AMC finally putting them OnDemand. And I have plenty of leftover cans of soup since my last cold a few weeks ago. AND I have the knowledge that King Whiny Baby Jay Cutlet Cutler threw five, count ‘em, FIVE interceptions last night in an apparent grudge match versus former Whiniest Baby Jake Delhomme for Whiny Baby Supremacy.