Remember the days when I used to incessantly bitch about Monday holidays? Yeah, those days are gone as I sit here in flannel pajamas – on a Monday holiday – sipping coffee and trying to decide if I should go back to bed or watch a movie. Life is grand.
But what’s not grand is the fact that my NFL DT’s have started to kick in. The glow of watching Peyton Manning lose the Super Bowl only goes so far. One week, actually. And I know this because it’s a mere seven days later and I’ve got the shakes. (Spare me your “Truck Day” bullshit. I don’t give a rat’s fucking ass about a stupid truck carrying stupid baseball bats to Florida. Not a rat’s ass {please excuse my crankiness – I am withdrawing after all}).
To keep my mind occupied, I have been watching a ton of Olympic coverage. The Winter Olympics is akin to putting a sports nicotine patch on my arm. It soothes the cravings but is by no means an adequate replacement. Except for figure skating. I love me some figure skating.
I’ve also been knitting like a machine. It’s soothing, I tell ya. Although, the dye from this yarn I’m working with is turning my fingers blue.
What a glorious day I had today. I took the day off, and of course, the Saints defeated the Colts last night in epic fashion.
I’m not one to brag, but last night I told my dad that the Saints were going to defeat the Colts. He said he hoped I was right but he thought there was no way the Colts would lose. No way. And for the second time in the last ten years, I was right and he was wrong.
The first time, of course, was in Super Bowl 37 when he thought Rich Gannon and the Raiders would easily crush the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Hello, their QB was Brad Johnson, for crying out loud! I, on the other hand, thought that Raiders’ coach Bill Callahan was merely running a team off of what now-Bucs coach Jon Gruden had created. There’s no way the Bucs would lose. Bucs Safety John Lynch summed it up perfectly halfway through what ended up to be a blowout: “They’re doing everything exactly like Coach said they would!”
I was right and he was wrong.
2 points Angela, 0 points Dad.
But, last night’s game was amazing. And I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again, could Drew Brees be any more likeable? Geez, does that guy make me happy. I’ve always liked Drew Brees anyway, since his Chargers days and he single-handedly saved my fantasy football season when I accidentally missed the draft and was able to pick him up from the reject pool.
And Sean Payton, what a friggin game he called. I screamed when the Saints pulled that surprise onside kick. I squealed like a pig in shit. That’s how you fucking win a Super Bowl, dudes. There is no tomorrow. You pull out all the stops. It was a far cry from the pussyfooted crap the Colts pulled out of their “masterminds”. But then again, the Colts played like pussies all year long. Arrogant conservativeness. You have to go balls to the wall. Just ask the Philadelphia Eagles, who you might remember played the fourth quarter of Super Bowl 39 as if it was the first.
I don’t think I’ve cheered so hard in a non-Patriots game. My heart pounded as I sat on the edge of my seat. You can have your “pastime” status, baseball, but the NFL IS America’s Game.
Congratulations, Saints fans. You never forget your first.
This morning, my dad imparted some of his wisdom on me regarding this year’s Super Bowl. “It’s impossible to enjoy a Super Bowl after your team wins a few,” he said. He added, “I used to always enjoy the Super Bowl, no matter who was in it. Not anymore.” So true, pops.
In general, Super Bowls just don’t feel like they used to. For one, the commercials aren’t that good anymore. My dad thinks good Super Bowl commercials died with the attempted assassination of the Budweiser Frogs. Which reminds me, I forgot how totally awesome Terry Tate, Office Linebacker is:
Secondly, the halftime shows have sucked for years. Were they ever good? Does anyone even watch them? They’re too long. I’d much rather the regular 15 minute halftime and save the concert crap for the MTV Video awards or something.
At least this year has a compelling match-up… Peyton vs. Drew. I’m sure it goes without saying but in our house, we’re all about the Black & Gold tonight; the “Who Dat” crew, if you will. You can imagine the frustration I had in trying to explain “who dat” to my dad. He still doesn’t get it. I don’t really either, for that matter.
My boyfriend summed it up perfectly when he gave me his five reasons for why he wants the Saints to win tonight:
“1. I hate Peyton Manning.
2. I hate Peyton Manning.
3. I hate Peyton Manning.
4. The Saints have never even been to the Super Bowl before so that’s cool.
5. I hate Peyton Manning.”
Did anyone else happen to notice the severe irony in Jim Nantz guest appearing on a “How I Met Your Mother” episode about jinxes? Was that intentional? C’mon, it had to be.
I'm Angela - a 30-something (OMG!) administrative assistant working in Cambridge, MA. I'm consumed by my endless devotion to the New England Patriots and I knit to kick off some steam. Oh, and I have a really whacky boyfriend to keep me entertained.