Like the ’09 Colts, this post doesn’t have a title

Remember the days when I used to incessantly bitch about Monday holidays? Yeah, those days are gone as I sit here in flannel pajamas – on a Monday holiday – sipping coffee and trying to decide if I should go back to bed or watch a movie. Life is grand. But what’s not grand is [...]

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NFL rules

What a glorious day I had today. I took the day off, and of course, the Saints defeated the Colts last night in epic fashion. I’m not one to brag, but last night I told my dad that the Saints were going to defeat the Colts. He said he hoped I was right but he [...]

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My brain cells would have preferred to die via Jager bombs than this…

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I’m anti-movie theater. I hate driving all the way to the theater, looking for parking, standing in line to buy tickets, paying an arm and leg for popcorn that is a 1,000% mark-up of cost, trying to watch a movie with annoying teenagers talking behind me, [...]

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Football season is upon us…

You know it’s almost football season when Dunkin Donuts unveils its Patriots-themed cups… While moving my sister’s crap into her newly purchased house today (yay!), I had to razz her boyfriend’s brother, who is *gasp* a Buffalo Bills fan by proudly showing off my Dunkin Donuts Patriots cup. Two weeks. Two looooooooooooong weeks.

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Still sick

I have the cold that just will not die! I think it’s been more than ten years since I’ve had a cold that has kicked my ass like this. And it won’t go away, no matter how much OJ I drink, hours I sleep, NyQuil I chug… I’m still hacking up a lung and blowing [...]

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