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:: 39 Reasons I Love the Patriots
To know me is to know my endless devotion to the New England Patriots. I can think of thousands of reasons I love the Patriots, in honor of the team’s appearance in Super Bowl 39, I listed the top 39 reasons I love my team so much. Enjoy!
:: True Stories from the Restaurant
I spent seven years of my life waiting tables and working for little more than tips. Here, I tell some of the crazy tales of some of the things I witnessed while waitressing. Remember, never be mean to your waitress.
:: The Yankees Suck
Boston is a baseball city and there is nothing worse to a Bostonian than a New York Yankee. 26 Times too many.
:: The Shrine
One cannot put a monetary figure on my love for the Patriots. I love them so much so that I spend copious amounts of money on officially licensed merchandise with their logo on it.

:: In Loving Memory
My online memorial to my good friend Bobby, who we lost in October of 2003.
:: The Rants
The old-fashioned rantings. Here’s where I list all the things that piss me off… Well, not all, but some.
:: Crime Photos
These are graphic images, scanned from a textbook. I have some demented fascination with all things macabre. It’s like CSI, but real.
:: Media
Once upon a time, my dad and I were discussing the disgusting injury to Joe Theismann, which was broadcast live to the world. My curiosity was piqued and I set out to find the video online. Weeks later, I finally found the FULL video. This section was born.

:: Search Engine Referrals
What are people looking for? Well, I’m not sure if they were looking for me, but these are some of the key words that brought people to my site. Good for a few laughs.
:: Quotes from Homer Simpson
Homer Simpson says some funny things. Here, I list some of the favorite things that have come out of his meticulously drawn mouth.
:: How to Speak Bostonese
We are a weird bunch up here in Boston. Having trouble understanding our dialect? Well here are some of the words I say that I have found to be unique to Boston.
:: Massachusetts Driving Rules
You think you know how to drive? Everything changes when you take your car out on Massachusetts roads. Forget everything you know! These are the real rules to driving in Massachusetts.