Tag: Cincinnati Bengals

The Patriots visit Cincinnati and Angela gets hungry

My dad would like to officially apologize to all of Patriots Nation for the so-so performance of the New England Patriots until today. You see, this morning my dad remembered that he forgot to put his lucky Patriots gold chain back on after a hospital stay last month. You might remember when I mentioned our critical formula of success, and my dad’s gold chain is another crucial element in that formula. He made sure to put it on right before kickoff and I think it’s fairly obvious how important that chain is. Take that, skeptics!

Whenever I watch the Cincinnati Bengals it makes me crave Frosted Flakes. Does that happen to anyone else?