In retrospect, this whole bounced paycheck thing is kind of funny – now that it’s resolved, of course. Although, I’m still kind of pissed that my bosses made it sound as though I was the one who screwed up. Silly me, I deposited my check in the bank on payday. Doh! Me dum dum.

When I called my bank’s customer service, all I was told was that the check and a letter stating its reason for return would be mailed to me. So, my bosses were nearly successful at convincing me that I was the one that made the mistake. Yes, they are that good. Maybe me am dum dum? But there’s no denying the giant “NOT SUFFICIENT FUNDS” stamped on the check I received in the mail today.

I CAN’T WAIT to bring this into work tomorrow. I have it all planned out. I’m going to nonchalantly walk into my boss’s office, casually hand him the check and say, “Here, I figure you will need this for your records.” And then walk out. Oh, it’s going to be goooooooooooooooooooooooood. Passive is my favorite type of Aggressive.

…your boss gives EVERYONE, and I mean everyone from the mailman to city employees to delivery folks, a Christmas bonus/check EXCEPT you.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go email my resume to four or five companies in search of a damn fine employee who just wants to be appreciated… if only just a little bit.