The end

Reason #1 on why I’m not super disappointed that the Patriots won’t make the playoffs this year: Because I remembered that Brett Favre is quarterback of the New Jersey Jets and I remembered that he sucks and when something big is on the line, the absolute last person in the world you want to hold [...]

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Playoffs?!?!

All I want for Christmas is a New York Jets victory! Wait… WHAT?!?! Yesterday, the Patriots’ playoff hopes were kept alive, no thanks to the Dallas Suckboys and the Kansas City Queefs, when the Seattle Seahawks knocked off the New Jersey Jets. I especially enjoyed the almost eulogy-like discussion the analytical panel on NBC’s “Football [...]

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We’re like Jehovah’s Witnesses except our religion is cool

My dad and I have been in the process of converting my little sister into a psycho-Patriots fanatic like us for a few years now and I think our evil plot is beginning to stick. Little Sis now comes over every Sunday to watch the games. Of course, she has her Sidekick glued to her [...]

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I can admit when I’m wrong

Dear Matt Cassel, I’m writing to say I am wholeheartedly sorry. A few weeks ago I whined about how badly I wanted you benched. In fact, in August I thought there was no way you’d even make the final roster. After consistent improvement over the last few weeks, I know I was wrong. Really wrong. [...]

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I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart.

I feel like I just watched a Patriots game and – BLAM! – tonight there’s another one. Is this what it’s like to be a baseball/hockey/basketball/some other sport that plays more than once a week fan? Pretty cool. But tonight’s Patriots game is of CRITICAL importance because… a) The victor takes the reigns of the [...]

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