Idiots and Mangidiots

OMG! OMG! THE RED SOX WON THE WORLD SERIES LAST NIGHT WHILE I SLEPT?! Oh, they only clinched a playoff spot? Really? Are you sure? Seems like a slightly excessive celebration for that, huh? *** During MNF… Jest Pronunciation: \ˈjest\ Function: noun 1: an utterance (as a jeer or quip) intended to be taken as [...]

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Monday Morning Nose Tackle: Week Two

If there’s one thing I have learned in the wake of Tom Brady’s season ending knee injury it’s that people, by and large, are sick, disgusting assholes who cheer and celebrate a physical trauma endured by another person. I don’t care what team one plays for, I would never cheer an injury. Last season, for [...]

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You know football season is upon us when Angela writes about nothing but

I’m a little worried about the quality of cheese in the next few months as last night, giving the final kill shot to Packers fans nationwide, Brett Favre was traded to the Jets. Meanwhile, in homes all across New Jersey, Jets fans rejoice. And then New England woke up… and I think coffee shot out [...]

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Football and stuff

Ah, what a day! Today, I don’t have to go to work until 11 a.m., giving me the morning to just relax. How weird, being able to have my coffee, watch the news, and be alone! I know if I lived by myself I’d die of loneliness but I’ll take mornings like this anyday. MY [...]

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