Tag: letters

Dear Jerk

Dear Jerk,

Today, at some point between noon and 1 p.m., you parked your car next to mine. You left soon thereafter and I know this because in the process of pulling out of the parking space, you took off my passenger side mirror. Thank you!

At the moment, I’m not sure if you are a neighbor or just a visitor, but nonetheless, that is some impressive reckless driving. How were you able to gain enough velocity to completely knock off the mirror? I mean, you were just pulling out of a parking space.

Just so you know, the infinite power of duct tape came to the rescue and my mirror was saved. Nothing says class like a duct-taped mirror.

Since I will probably never know who you are, the best I can hope for is that your mirror is messed up as well.


Hate always,