Life pees on me for the second time in five months

Who would have thunk it. For the first time in my life, I have a car that doesn’t break down on a bi-weekly basis yet it is constantly victimized like a hot chick in a seedy dive bar. Son of a gun, I woke up this morning to find my car on blocks (I’m so [...]

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Life pees on me once again

Well, I’ve had an interesting day. This morning I quickly learned the ONLY drawback to owning a Honda Civic. As I left my house for work and casually made my Monday morning gloom and doom march to the parking lot, I noticed something was amiss. I looked to my left, looked to my right, and [...]

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Car ownership is bullshit

My car has been jinxed thanks to my abnormally lucky sister who has never had to deal with things such as bad luck. Last week when discussing my car (which was once her car), she just had to continuously stress how great my car is. “180,000 miles and no problems! I mean, wow! Nothing at [...]

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The day after

As you might remember, I got fired and subsequently unfired on Tuesday. As much as I didn’t want to, I had to go into work on Wednesday (which just so happens to be production day). I guess there’s some truth to that whole, “It’s not smart to live paycheck-to-paycheck” thing because then you get stuck [...]

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