As if I needed another reason to love Tom Brady

Last year it was the “Brett Favre: The Retirement, The Un-retirement, and Many Tearful Press Conferences” Fiasco. This year’s biggest off-season drama is the “Josh vs. Jay: When Matt Cassell Inadvertently Fucked Up the Denver Broncos.” Today, the Denver Broncos finally pulled the trigger – they traded quarterback Jay Cutler to the Chicago Bears. As [...]

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At Last: Dallas Cowboys release Terrell Owens!

I’m still at work patiently (yeah right) waiting for my last newspaper to be sent to the printer and Fox Sports radio just announced that Terrell Owens has been released from the Dallas Cowboys. All I can say is, “FINALLY!” Of course, it’s after midnight so I can’t find any story of this huge NFL [...]

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In Bill I Trust (Part II): Matt Cassel Traded to KC

Figures, when the Patriots are having a huge free agency period I would have a poetry analysis essay due. How am I ever going to concentrate on modernist poetry (of all things) when the Patriots have finally pulled the trigger on one of the most asked questions of this offseason?! And by that I mean, [...]

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Angela reviews “The History of the New England Patriots” DVD

With yesterday being the worst Sunday of football season (no football), my dad and I decided to watch the thrilling epic, “History of the New England Patriots” DVD that I got him for Christmas. It was good (and looooooooong) but I was a little disappointed that it skipped some important moments in Patriots history such [...]

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The one in which I insult half of America

There’s only a few more hours of the Patriots reign as AFC Champions, a title I don’t think anyone gave a shit about last year. I don’t even think anyone gave much a shit about Super Bowl Champions either, it was all about 19-0, at least in my house anyway. But since my one and [...]

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