I’ve discovered a perfect method for obtaining a free tank of gas…

Allow your boss to run an errand in your car on the condition he fills the tank. Ta da!

My boss rules!

Yesterday at work, the kids at the nearby juvenile detention facility high school were enjoying lunch outside. A few of them began throwing french fries into the street, and wouldn’t you know it, a swarm of seagulls jumped on the fries and were run over by one car.

Photo highlights courtesy of my boss. He thought it might be worthy to put in the paper. I doubt that will happen.

In total, four seagulls were hit, three of them obliterated by the car. The one surviving seagull wouldn’t wait for wildlife services to get there. He ran across the street and was hit by another car. Animal Control needed a shovel to get him off the street. And that ended this week’s installment of “in front of my office.”

And now, I’m off for my vacation!