The end

Reason #1 on why I’m not super disappointed that the Patriots won’t make the playoffs this year: Because I remembered that Brett Favre is quarterback of the New Jersey Jets and I remembered that he sucks and when something big is on the line, the absolute last person in the world you want to hold [...]

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Playoffs?!?!

All I want for Christmas is a New York Jets victory! Wait… WHAT?!?! Yesterday, the Patriots’ playoff hopes were kept alive, no thanks to the Dallas Suckboys and the Kansas City Queefs, when the Seattle Seahawks knocked off the New Jersey Jets. I especially enjoyed the almost eulogy-like discussion the analytical panel on NBC’s “Football [...]

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Give me a break – San Diego edition

Here we go again… and I’m not talking about the Patriots playing in another AFC Championship. “When you go to the middle of our field and start doing the dance Shawne Merriman is known for, that is disrespectful. They showed no class and maybe that comes from the head coach,” said running back LaDainian Tomlinson. [...]

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Woah, Patriots beat Chargers 24-21

Wow. The New England Patriots, MY NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS just beat the best team in the NFL. Wow. I’m shaking so hard, it’s incredibly difficult to even type this. I wanted the Pats to win but San Diego was/is a formidable foe… probably the best. Kristina gets the game ball today. She came home early [...]

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Patriots vs Chargers PreGame

My heart is pounding, my hands are shaking, my stomach is in knots… must be almost game time. Fifteen minutes until kickoff… This could just be the longest 15 minutes EVER. May the best team win. P.S. Don’t worry, Ernie. My dad is wearing his gold chain.

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