The Best of Bostonbrat.net! I have hand-picked some of my favorite posts of all time! These are the most commented, most linked, most well-liked…

How Squirrels Make Babies – Who would have thought that a post containing a photo of two squirrels “doing it” would bring so many viewers to my site.

The Tedy Bruschi Urban Legend – After watching my grief-stricken father practically cry, I had to debunk the rumor that New England Patriots linebacker Tedy Bruschi had died.

1984 – the year, not the book – A glimpse into my childhood.

The inexact science of car thievery – The office van was stolen – with my boss’s teeth inside.

Stabbing at the Six: refuting the Herald’s article – This was bostonbrat.net’s most controversial post, oddly enough, and led to me being called a cunt on the Barstoolsports’ website.

The Sopranos goodbye – In the moments after the end, I discuss the series finale. This was also one of the top posts ever in the history of my site. Try and tell me David Chase is not a genius.

Angela quits Dunkin Donuts; Experiences major withdrawal – I think this one is self-explanatory.

Let’s see the iPhone compare with this – After rummaging through my office, we found a relic from the formative years of the cellphone industry.

Top 5 Worst Jobs I Have Ever Had – My entry in Darren Rowse’s Group Writing Project.

Brady dons a Yankees hat – Thanks to a little Photoshop magic, peace is restored to Red Sox and Patriots Nations.

Put your boob back in your shirt and shut up – Call me insensitive, but I really hate public breast feeding.

THE HORROR: When your sister dates a Yankees Fan – I love how he gloats long before the game is over.

There’s about to be a what? Girlfight! – The Globe’s decision to cover a fight in a local high school’s cafeteria causes me to reminisce about my own high school brawling days.

Mouse Hunt, Police Hunt – My office is infested with rodents and I learn a valuable lesson about being letting someone charge their cellphone in my office.

Seagull massacre – Man, seagulls are the laziest of all birds. That can be the only explanation of how three got run over by a car.

Angela shops for a Halloween costume – Here, I discussed the perils of shopping for a Halloween costume a few days before Halloween.

Angela’s football roundup – This is the original post in which my dad predicted Randy Moss would one day become a New England Patriot.

They’re starting early nowadays – Panhandling is a skill that takes years to hone. This young girl is well on her way to an extensive career.

Uh oh – I learned a valuable lesson about using the family DVD player.